Will the Real Bumpus Mcgee, please stand up....

I know you can't see me right now, but yes..... I am standing up because I am in fact the Real Bumpus Mcgee. Ok, hopefully you got the point. I AM the Real Bumpus Mcgee, so don't believe all those posers out there repping the Bumpus McGee lifestyle. Ok, I am going to sit down now.